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IT WAS A NORMAL NIGHT, KIND OF QUIET.
THE PHONE HASN'T RANG IN A FEW HOURS.
WATCHING SONS OF ANARCHY ON HULU,
(GREAT SHOW BY THE WAY) ANY WAY, THE PHONE RANG ABOUT 02:30, 03:00; I HOPPED IN THE VAN AND HEADED TO THE ADDRESS.


WALKED UP TO THE DOOR, AND WAS GREETED BY 2 OFFICERS.
THEY SHOWED ME IN AND THEY CONTINUED THERE CONVERSATION WITH THE FIRE FIGHTERS THAT WERE THERE,
AS IF NOTHING WAS GOING ON.
"WELL I'M HERE TO DO A JOB"' I SAID TO MY SELF.
SO I WENT THROUGH THE KITCHEN TO THE BACK ROOM TO FIND NO ONE THERE. I ASKED ONE OF THE OFFICERS... "HEY WHERES THE BODY AT"? HE POINTED OVER MY SHOULDER TO THE KITCHEN.

I LOOKED BACK AND I SAID TO HIM, "WERE"? THE OFFICER REPLIED  "IN THE KITCHEN".
HE WENT BACK TO TALKING TO THE FIRE FIGHTERS IN THE LIVING ROOM.

I WAS GETTING KINDA UPSET BECAUSE THERE WAS NO ONE IN THE KITCHEN ACCEPT SOME DUDE LEANING OVER THE SINK.
SO I ASKED AGAIN WITH A FIRMER VOICE "WHERES THE DEAD GUY"?

HE POINTED OVER TO THE KITCHEN AND WITH OUT A SECONDS DELAY THEY ALL AT THE SAME TIME SAID SINK!!!
???????

SINK? I THOUGHT, I WALKED OVER TO THE SINK, AND SURE ENOUGH THE GUY WAS DEAD LEANING OVER THE SINK.

LET ME TELL YOU ....... YOU DON'T SEE THAT EVERY DAY.