HOW FAT IS TO FAT

HUMAN REMAINS REMOVAL STORIES # 4

IT WAS A RUTIENE DAY NOTHING VERY INTERESESTING UNTILL THIS CALL CAME IN

FIRST OFF, I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THE EAST VALLEY THAT HAS A FERNO MAX 24

IIF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS, IT IS A MAX WEIGHT COTT. THIS COTT HOLDS 1000 POUNDS

WELL I GOT TO THE HOUSE AND THERE WERE 5 COPS 4 MEDICAL EXAMINER S

AND THERE WAS FOUR OF US ON THIS REMOVAL TEAM

ANY WAY WE GET TO THE HOUSE AND ASSESED THE SITUATION AND WE ARIVED AT THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY WAY TO GET THIS GUY OUT OF HIS ROOM WAS THROUGH THE BEDROOM WINDOW.

IT SEEMS AS IF THIS GUY HAS NOT LEFT HIS ROOM IN MANY YEARS.

AND THIS GUY TIPPED THE SCALES AT A WHOPPING 700 POUNDS PLUS

WELL WE MANAGED TO GET AN OVERSIZE SLIDER UNDER HIM AND THREE ON THE OUT SIDE AND TWO ON THE IN SIDE PUSHING AND PULLING AND WE FINALY GOT HIM OUT.

NOW RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN HOW IN THE SAM HELL DO YOU GET SO BIG YOU HAVE TO URINATE AND DEFICATE IN A CAN AND HAVE YOUR WIFE DUMP THE MESS.

HOW FAT, IS TO FAT

JUST A LITTLE STORY FOR YOU.

IM NOT A SMALL GUY BY ANY MEANS.

IN FACT I TIP THE SCALES AT 300 POUNDS BUT AGAIN IM 6’ 2” TALL.

AND I FOUND IF YOU GET TO BIG IT BECOMES A PROBLEM SHOWERING PROPERLY.

SO IF YOU GET TO A POINT THAT IT BECOMES HARD TO REACH SERTIAN ERAS OF YOUR BODY TO CLEAN. THAT IS WHEN FAT IS TO FAT. I FIND MY SELF ON A DIET QUTIE FREQUENTLY I HAVE KEPT MY WEIGHT AT 280 TO 30 FOR OVER 10 YEARS.

DON’T GET ME WRONG I LOVE TO EAT. BUT I GO OUT AND WALK IT OFF EVERY NIGHT SO I DON’T BECOME TO FAT.

ALL IM SAYING IS IT ONLY TAKES 25 TO 30 MINUTES A DAY TO EXORSIXZE AND YOU WILL LOZZE THE WEIGHT.

PLEASE IF YOUR GOING TO DIE AND YOU WEIGHT 700 POUNDS DON’T DIE IN MY COUNTY.

ALTERNATIVELY, YOUR FAMILY WILL BE CHARGED 50 CENTS A POUND FOR EVERY POUND OVER 250 POUNDS.

IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS, IT COMES TO $250 PLUS THE NORMAL REMOVAL FEE.

THEN YOU GET TO PAY EXTRA FOR YOUR CREMATION TOO. THAT IS ANOTHER 500 BUCKS ON TOP OF THE NORMAL RATE.

AT TIMES, I THINK THE FAT PEOPLE GET THE SHORT END OF THE STICK EVEN WHEN THERE DEAD.

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